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THE BOOKS

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Sex, Lies & Corned Beef Pies!

Mae Ophelia Ball is a desperate, penniless student, who in a moment of madness is prepared to do anything – well, almost anything – for a bit of extra cash! She puts her moral conscience to one side, when she takes advice from the glamorous Lottie, and sets herself up as a phone sex operator, in order to earn a few extra quid. However, the glamour of a job in the sex industry soon wears off, and one of her callers, an elderly man called Bert, comes to her rescue. She soon learns that money isn’t everything, but has this lesson come a little too late?

Love, Life & Cream Cakes!

Jenny Golightly is by all accounts a pretty 'average' woman who is suffering from the anxieties of living in the modern world. She is plodding along in life, in marriage and at work, and trying desperately to get a grip on her issues with food. However, she could never predict that when things seemed to be on the up, they were actually about to come crashing down, and as she finally starts to succeed with her weight loss, her comfortable life is ripped from underneath her feet. This is humorous story of an average woman battling a very large problem. It is a story of true friendship and love, being fat in a thin world, and the search for eternal happiness.

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